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Showing search results for "Dead Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life
Jimi Hendrix
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
Thom Yorke
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
Bad Religion
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Unknown
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The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
Charles Nelson Reilly
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Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.
Unknown
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There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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