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Dear Crush Dont Be Scared If A Fat Guy In A Red Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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When I saw you around, I was scared to talk to you. I thought I was not pretty enough. When you spoke to me, I was scared for you to get to know me. I Thought I was not fun enough. When you asked me to be your girlfriend. I was scared to get too serious. I thought you would brake my heart. Now that you know me, love me and have not broken my heart, Im scared to lose you. I dont think I can survive if your not in my life.
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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your s.. life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
Drew Carey
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Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up in gift paper. He is Santa Claus and he's going to simply send you to me, cause I added you to my wish-list this Christmas. Happy Xmas day to you!
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living!
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Sometimes when I see my crush, I have the urge to just run up to him and slap him, then say, "See how much that hurts? The pain I feel when you dont notice me is ten times more.'
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Don't judge a fat guy by the amount of excrement he leaves in the toilet.
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Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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Dear food, either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both.
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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!
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Dear ex, best friend, crush and close homie. Do you think about me as much as I think bout you? I sure hope so. Sincerely, I wish I could tell you who I am.
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I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
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I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover¦Hes amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.
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You're scared because you dont understand...im scared because I do.
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Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. Its my pet paranoia.
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I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
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He's the kind of guy who makes you love your name just because he says it.
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