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Dear Santa Please Send Me A Large Bank Account Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
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Keep your blame, shame and pregame to a minimum. But raise your glass, class, and bank account as often as you can.
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Ivy Blue bank account is larger then mine and she isn't even a day old...salty.
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Don't spend all your money trying to buy handbags but your bank account is negative.
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Can a woman in a relationship, have a separate bank account and by herself things without informing her spouse?
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Shout out to the money that just magically appeared in my bank account!
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Jenny Craig can be yo freak, but my bank account still gone be obese.
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Yea I've always been short but my bank account will always be growing.
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Waking up to an empty bank account is always fun.
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Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each.
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Friendship is like a bank account. You can't continue to draw on it without making deposits.
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You see, the way my bank account is set up...
Kevin Hart
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No matter how much wealth you possess, how huge your bank account is, there's one thing you'll never be able to buy: inner peace.
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I'm just a girl with a big heart and big dreams, trying to get a big bank account.
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When I was jumping in them houses like Im fu..ing Santa. They send me to the slammer, you wont even send a letter.
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My bank must think I'm a gymnast because my balance is so outstanding.
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My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
Sheila Siggins
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"You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ... Your entire life ... Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart. Not just your bank account, but your soul."
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Dear God, Please send to me the spirit of Your peace. Then send, dear Lord, the spirit of peace from me to all the world. Amen.
Marianne Williamson
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