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Delusional Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
Gene Simmons
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Butt s.. = delusional religious loophole.
Jenny McCarthy
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When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I do is important to life as we know it on this planet. No. But neither is what you do.
Gene Simmons
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When someone is delusional, there is no point wasting time responding to their delusions.
Kourtney Kardashian
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Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind. -Data
Star Trek
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
Adam Carolla
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Unknown
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
Unknown
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
Bo Burnham
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'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
Nsync
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If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore.
Unknown
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I'm not not looking for a girlfriend, but I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, either. I'm not knocking having a relationship; at the end of the day, you want to share with someone. But I just look at it as, I have the rest of my life to do that. I'm not in any rush.
Chace Crawford
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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