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Diaper Chan Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Diaper Chan" sorted by relevance. 104 matching entries found.
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The diaper commercial where the babys have a diaper filling contest is making my life right now.
Mark Salling
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After all those years in Asia, I don't have to do promotion anymore. We just release a Jackie Chan movie and - Boom! - people go.
Jackie Chan
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Well, that's the old story I heard about the Jackie Chan films. That, like, Jackie Chan will just keep going and when crew members drop he just replaces them. I don't know if that's true but after having worked in Japan I believe it might be true.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Marshall McLuhan
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Love's like a diaper. When it begins to stink its time for change.
Unknown
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My shit is raw like cocaine stuff in a diaper.
Immortal Technique
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I just want people to remember me like I remember Buster Keaton. When they talk about Buster Keaton or Gene Kelly, people say, 'Ah yes, they good.' Maybe one day, they remember Jackie Chan that way.
Jackie Chan
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My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies.
Holly Near
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I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over.
Drew Brees
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.
Barbara Ehrenreich
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Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your sho.. off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.
John Mica
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I didn't want to be so shortsighted as to be worrying about diaper rash, and not taking care of bigger things, like nuclear war.
Barbara Donachy
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Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.
Unknown
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
Unknown
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I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.
Jackie Chan
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I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
Damon Runyon
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