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Donald Trump Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel.
Nicole Polizzi
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Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
Donald Trump
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Under Governor Romney's definition, there are a whole bunch of millionaires and billionaires who are small businesses. Donald Trump is a small business. Now, I know Donald Trump doesn't like to think of himself as small anything, but, but that's how you define small businesses if you're getting business income.
Barack Obama
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Well, the economy is still growing slow. As a matter of fact, it's growing much more slowly now than when you made that statement. And so if you believe the same thing, you just don't want to raise taxes on people. And the reality is it's not just wealthy people...you mentioned Donald Trump. It's not just Donald Trump you're taxing. It's all those businesses that employ one-quarter of the workers in America; these small businesses that are taxed as individuals.
Mitt Romney
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
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You have to think anyway, so why not think big?
Donald Trump
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Do whatever you have to do to get the job done.
Donald Trump
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If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
Donald Trump
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The point is that you can't be too greedy.
Donald Trump
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Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.
Donald Trump
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It doesn't hurt to get more education.
Donald Trump
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s.. has got me in a lot of trouble.
Donald Trump
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The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.
Donald Trump
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I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone.
Donald Trump
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The first thing the secretary types is the boss.
Donald Trump
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The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
Donald Trump
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Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.
Donald Trump
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Did anyone see "the situation" roasting Donald Trump? What in the..
Ryan Ross
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If you have a good idea you must explain it or you will fail.
Donald Trump
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Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.
Donald Trump
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