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Doug Flu Quotes & Sayings
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
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F*ck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest! -Officer Doug Penhall
21 Jump Street
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Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
The Hangover
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
Unknown
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Hope you recover from the flu shot.
Unknown
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There is no bird flu in commercial stocks.
Michael E Mann
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Homey I'm just like you, this is what that grind do, look at me my movement is spreadin just like the swine flu.
Maino
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Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth.
Louis CK
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Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.
The Devil Wears Prada
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
Unknown
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There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.
Meg Tilly
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You give me butterflies heart skipping one two. I know you're sick boy I wanna get the flu.
Unknown
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
Thaksin Shinawatra
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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
Johnny Vegas
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I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.
Unknown
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My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
Gucci Mane
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.
Bill Burr
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