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Drunk Lady Quotes & Sayings
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
Dorothy Fields
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Act like a lady. Think like a lady. Date like a lady. A real man will be able to hang.
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
Richard M Nixon
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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Lady Limelight is a jealous lady. She wants all of your attention. You don't have any time to think of anything else but Lady Limelight, because pretty soon that light will be shinning on somebody else. So you better do it while you can.
Buck Owens
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
Russell Lynes
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Come on dance or celebrate. Oh it's Ladies Night and the feeling's right. Come on dance or celebrate. Oh Lady, Lady, Lady, I love you.
Kool And The Gang
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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