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Drunk On Chocolate Quotes & Sayings
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I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
Dawn French
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I love Hershey's chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like nasty wine that doesn't taste good to me. I don't get it!
Paula Deen
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Debating on whether the chocolate I found in my purse has gone bad...Oh well! Still chocolate.
Olivia Munn
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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I always eat. I'm definitely a chocolate girl. I like chocolate. I've got these Hershey's Pieces in my dressing room at the theater, so I definitely snack on those all day.
Ashlee Simpson
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.
Carrie Underwood
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece of chocolate was in my mouth. No idea how it got there!
Candace Bailey
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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My very first job was a commercial for German chocolate and it was all in German.The thing that still sticks out in my mind most about it was I wasn't allowed to swallow the chocolate. I would take a bite and then at the end of every take I'd have to spit it out. That was very frustrating especially for a kid.
Allison Mack
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If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
Amanda Peet
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate fu.. You', or the 'fu.. You I'm Chocolate' or something.
Davey Havok
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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