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Dude Elmo Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dude Elmo" sorted by relevance. 228 matching entries found.
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Dude, Elmo's kind of hood.
Rob Dyrdek
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I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
Snooki
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Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Me write the music, me write the words, that's Elmo's song.
Elmo
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I have an open mind, it depends on the dude but all my relationships have been with a black dude.
Lola Monroe
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I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
Chris Kirkpatrick
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My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.
Unknown
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I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got into my dreams. He said I was nominated!
Tracy Morgan
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The colour yellow is the shit. That's why I think that Elmo is a prick. I gotta let you know I got an elbow on my d..k.
360
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Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
Ralph Wiggum
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fu.. no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the hell we're doing'. We're not in this for the fu..in' modelling. We're not in this for any of that shit, dude. The music mainly and fu..ing foremost. We don't give a fu.. about all that crap. (On doing Gap Commercials)
Slipknot
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Dont waste your time on a dude that you arent getting anywhere with, there is a dude out there who wont be a waste of your time.
Unknown
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Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.
Elmo
38 Likes
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I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that ni... way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!! Ay, D, hol' up!".
Cedric The Entertainer
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
Bill Maher
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Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.
Colin Hanks
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Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came up. He said, 'Dude, I saw you on TV last night.' But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, 'Dude, I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Hmmm... Yo, Dude!
Master Splinter
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I be low, when I see that I'm a different dude.
Kid Cudi
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I'm just a dude with way too much school spirit.
Unknown
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Dude she's amazing and I can't believe you got that girl
McFly
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