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Early Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Benjamin Franklin
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
John Ciardi
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The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
Norman R Augustine
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My early condolences on not winning the lottery later tonight.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
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Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.
Unknown
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If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.
Proverbs 27:14
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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I predict Obama will get an early lead, then all the Republicans will get off of work.
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I was born in '74, so I missed out on all the great early '60s and early '70s.
Alanis Morissette
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I got into theatre very early, so yes I was surrounded by gay people quite early and frequently.
Judith Light
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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Laurence J Peter
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I arise early looking some tea, rise early. Looking for the daughter but she noh on ya.
Black Uhuru
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