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Eat My Bart Simpson Quotes & Sayings
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Bart Simpson
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Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
Ned Flanders
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I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
Bart Simpson
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Bart Simpson
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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Bart Simpson
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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Bart Simpson
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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Bart Simpson
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You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair.
Bart Simpson
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I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Bart Simpson
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Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya.
Bart Simpson
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Blue and green stones like the tail of a mermaid, Blue and yellow diamonds it remind of a slurpie, Bart Simpson chain because my brain nickelodeon, Hungary like a ethiopian, I'm refocusing.
Gucci Mane
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Nancy Cartwright
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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
Bart Simpson
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Eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.
Jessica Simpson
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Bart Simpson
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