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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk 'I'll take it!'
Zach Galifianakis
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A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite takes place actually.
Daniel Radcliffe
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During my 17 years of employment in this building, nothing has offended me and my staff more than the erection of this huge, rusted metal barrier.
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Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun.
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An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets.
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Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!
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Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
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Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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If there was only one day allowed for someone to be recognized then that day would have to be set aside for Mothers Day for all the WONDERFUL women out there who so deservedly need to be recognized and not just on Mothers Day....EVERYDAY for the all they do day in and day out to make their families lives much easier and happier. All need to appreciate their mothers and show that appreciation now while they're here because when they're gone they're gone.
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Cinema is most totalitarian of the arts. All energy and sensation is sucked up into the skull, a cerebral erection, skull bloated with blood. Caligula wished a single neck for all his subjects that he could behead a kingdom with one blow. Cinema is this transfoming agent. The body exists for the sake of the eyes; it becomes a dry stalk to support these two soft insatiable jewels.
Jim Morrison
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I believe in love at first sight, because I've been loving my mother ever since I opened my eyes.
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Not everyday is a good day. You may feel like hell and some you may feel like nothing could be worse. Keep your head up, because someday you will have your day. It could be tomorrow or the next day but that day will come, and it will be the best day of your life, just you wait.
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If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be a Mothers Day every day.
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Some day Love shall claim his own Some day Right ascend his throne, Some day hidden Truth be known; Some day - some sweet day.
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Any woman can be a mother but it takes someone special to be called Mom.
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My mother, my friend so dear. Throughout my life you are always near. A tender smile to guide my way. You are the sunshine to light my day.
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We are born in one day. We die in one day. We can change in one day. And we can fall in love in one day. Anything can happen in just one day.
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Moms are guardian angels to us while they are on this earth..and when they go to heaven..they have that much more power to watch over us.
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