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Family Guy Peter Expect Nothing Quotes & Sayings
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy
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Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother...except somebodyll be watching. -Family Guy
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Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
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Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right, Ill kill your mother.
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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
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I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
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Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
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We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -Peter Griffin
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I think of the guy who isnt afraid to pull up his sleeves and get some work done, the guy who knows how to treat a woman, opens the door for her, protects her and brings home the bacon any way he can. He tries his best each and every day to live in a way he can be proud of. A guy who would stop at nothing to make sure his family is safe and taken care of and a guy who takes pride in how he looks but doesnt spend hours in front of the mirror getting ready.
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My father to me is kind of like my hero, the strongest guy I ever met in my life so I want to be there for him just like he was always there for me my whole life.
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I am definitely not the guy who drives to Vegas and stands in the middle of the street drunk with beads around his neck. I'm the guy that's with his family in the backyard holding sparklers.
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
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Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin
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We automatically expect our family members and closest friends to be here when we wake up every morning to start our day. Don't take one single thing/person for granted. If you love them, tell them...show them.
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