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For A Divorce Couple Quotes & Sayings
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
Jimmy Fallon
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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along.
P J ORourke
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I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.
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Divorce was never commanded, even for adultery. Otherwise God would have given His notice of divorce to Israel and Judah long before He did. A legitimate bill of divorce was allowable for adultery, but it was never commanded or required. It was a last resort - to be used only when unrepentant immorality had exhausted the patience of the innocent spouse, and the guilty one would not be restored.
John Macarthur
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
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Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Rita Mae Brown
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The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.
Annette Funicello
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The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.
Anatole Broyard
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
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Im an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house.
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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Here's to your divorce taking place during bikini season.
Unknown
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Wishing you a divorce that's slightly less appalling than your marriage
Unknown
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I hope your kids cope with the divorce well enough to serve as a prop to help get you laid.
Unknown
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It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
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Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits
Pope Leo XIII
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Cary Grant
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