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Funny About Eyes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny About Eyes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Groucho Marx
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Groucho Marx
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
Kerli
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In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will.
Unknown
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Unknown
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Funny how things change once you have your eyes on someone, it's like no one else matters or even cares.
Unknown
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Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Unknown
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Unknown
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My children, as long as you live, the shadow of the Hiss Case will brush you. In every pair of eyes that rests on you, you will see pass, like a cloud passing behind a woods in winter, the memory of your father - dissembled in friendly eyes, lurking in unfriendly eyes.
Whittaker Chambers
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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If you can't afford po.., just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
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Sometimes you just look into someones eyes and know those are the eyes you want to get lost in for the rest of your life.
Fad Ibra
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Ronnie Shakes
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If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.
Anon
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
Unknown
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