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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
Unknown
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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
George Saunders
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I like being a funny lady. I think there's nothing s..ier than a funny lady.
Maya Rudolph
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Let's never speak of 2013 again.
Unknown
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
Unknown
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Unknown
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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The self-confidence of the warrior is not the self-confidence of the average man. The average man seeks certainty in the eyes of the onlooker and calls that self-confidence. The warrior seeks impeccability in his own eyes and calls that humbleness. The average man is hooked to his fellow men, while the warrior is hooked only to infinity.
Carlos Castaneda
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Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.
Unknown
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May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
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Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here...
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This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.
Unknown
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
Neil Gaiman
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
Unknown
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Unknown
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