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A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves
German Proverb
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Blake Clark
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The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass
George Washington
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Every army in the history of the world has always had some deserters, usually much greater than we have today, because once again every soldier who's joined the Army since 1973 is a volunteer, and the numbers are very small and they are almost completely for -- people desert almost completely for personal or financial reasons.
Bryan Hilferty
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The magnificent army that fought in Desert Storm is a great army, and it still is a magnificent army today. But it was one we designed for the Cold War, and the Cold War has been over for ten years now.
Eric Shinseki
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An army without culture is a dull-witted army, and a dull-witted army cannot defeat the enemy.
Mao Zedong
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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The army is always the same. The sun and the moon change. The army knows no seasons.
Frank S Nugent
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They may attack me with an army of six hundred syllogisms; and if I do not recant, they will proclaim me a heretic
Desiderius Erasmus
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Army life was rough. Would you believe it, they actually wanted me to pitch three times a week.
Whitey Ford
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One who sets the entire army in motion to chase an advantage will not attain it.
Sun Tzu
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'Tis not seasonable to call a man a traitor that has an army at his heels
John Selden
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An army of principles can penetrate where an army of soldiers cannot.
Thomas Paine
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I'd come out of the army after five years as a medic. I was a medical administrator and we ran hospitals, and I was a Captain in the army at the end, in 1945.
Eli Wallach
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For me the much more significant question is what did the Americans do, if anything, to help the Croatian army, because they are the ones that changed fundamentally the map of Bosnia, not the Bosnian army.
John Pomfret
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I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.
Charles M De Talleyrand
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With this announcement today, the Army has made it clear what we have known all along - that Fort Riley is truly the crown jewel of the United States Army.
Jim Ryun
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Jon Stewart
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Jon Stewart
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