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Funny Baby Daughter Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Baby Daughter" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
Unknown
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
Georgene Maciolek
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
Gallagher
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How do you build a relationship when you've hardly shared a word but suddenly share a child? How do you love a daughter you don't see for nearly two years? When does she become your daughter? How does she become your daughter?
Boris Becker
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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I just had a baby. I'm not going to work unless it's something really special and meaningful, because I can't imagine missing all that time with my daughter.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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I stopped by my daughter's house. You know I just want to use the phone. You know my new grand baby came to the door and said, Granddaddy you know ain't no one at home?
Buddy Guy
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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It's on even 7pm and I'm in bed with my baby girl! Don't judge, we're tired from working and playing hard! Like mother like daughter...
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
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They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.
Al Roker
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