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I don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first time.
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We are born, so to speak, twice over; born into existence, and born into life; born a human being, and born a man.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Why are we born? We're born eventually to die, of course. But what happens between the time we're born and we die? We're born to live. One is a realist if one hopes.
Studs Terkel
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Dwight Eisenhower
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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Persons who are born too soon or born too late seldom achieve the eminence of those who are born at the right time.
Katharine Anthony
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You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
Hussein Nishah
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O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive us, Yet first to repent and regret.
Joaquin Miller
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You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. Turn them into what you want, today.
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O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive us, Yet first to repent and regret
Joaquin Miller
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Born rich, born uptown, born to win.
Birdman
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When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.
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You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half!
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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