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Funny Car Accident Quotes & Sayings
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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I compare it to being in a car accident. There's so much adrenaline rushing through you that you remember being in the accident but you don't remember any of the details.
Brooke Langton
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I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident.
Patricia Highsmith
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Just totally witnessed a car accident next to me. Damn! No, I am not texting and driving.
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Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork; other times, like a car accident.
Eric Roberts
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I new my mom got in a car accident. I had the feeling. Damn it's like mother daughter sense.
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In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year.
Beverley Mitchell
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
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I quit after a bad car accident. The thing about boxing is that you can be a star for five or six years, but when you go back to the old life, it's tough.
Olivier Martinez
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ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked.
Dakota Fanning
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I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why...am I gonna get into an extra accident?'
Robert Schimmel
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I don't want to die in a car accident. When I die it'll be a glorious day. It'll probably be a waterfall.
River Phoenix
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My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by the motto, Today is what I have.
Amber Heard
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
Jorge Armenta
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I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think.
Mindy Kaling
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There is a limit to the application of democratic methods. You can inquire of all the passengers as to what type of car they like to ride in, but it is impossible to question them as to whether to apply the brakes when the train is at full speed and accident threatens.
Leon Trotsky
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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