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Funny Chris Rock Quotes & Sayings
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There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.
Bob Saget
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a ni...'.
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Chris Jericho = Buyrates, Chris Jericho = Rear Ends in the Seats and Chris Jericho = Rock and Roll!
Chris Jericho
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni
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I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I do it? And hes like, Oohmale strippers, I dont know. And I was like, If I do this movie, guys are going to hate my guts. And Chris Rock islike, Motherfu..er, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, hes doing just fine.
Joe Manganiello
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Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall.
Chris Rock
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These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll. I don't do rock. But I'm interested in that roll part, because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip.
Nick Lowe
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
Chris Rock
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
Chris Rock
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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George Bush hates midgets.
Chris Rock
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd..k', and 'Colon'.
Chris Rock
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A man is only as faithful as his options
Chris Rock
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It's funny when people just assume I sit in my bedroom listening to rock music slicing away at my skin. like really?
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
Chris Rock
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Chris Rock
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