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Funny Cinco De Mayo Quotes & Sayings
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Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day.
Joe Baca
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Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero.
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Let's avoid direct professional confrontations by putting severance checks in the office pinata.
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Let's interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico.
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A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg.
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Today I'm making Hispanics more comfortable by peppering conversations with my feeble high school Spanish.
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A specialist is a man who knows more and more about less and less.
William J Mayo
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Tell a bi... give me head...Ocho Cinco!
French Montana
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In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
Jerry Kramer
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Got you blinking when it glince I got strippers on a payrol.l Charges in Diego. Ya-yo like it's Mayo.
Dolla
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Blow it out your culo, who got dough on the smoke though. My partner had cinco now we blowin' on that ocho.
Asap Rocky
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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic.
Roy Blount Jr
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The island Mayo is generally barren, being dry, as I said; and the best of it is but a very indifferent soil.
William Dampier
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Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody.
Dahvie Vanity
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Given one well-trained physician of the highest type he will do better work for a thousand people than ten specialists.
William J Mayo
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Reflejos de un hombre golpeado. Ahora yo obedezco las reglas del Mayo.
Gerardo Ortiz
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Yo, it's the Cinco de Swine Flu, man, we gotta get our gear on, man.
Gabe Saporta
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I can't breathe good at all. It's Cinco de Swine Flu, man. Today's the day that all the Mexicans are gonna come up here and give us the swine. I'm Latina so it's cool to say that.
Gabe Saporta
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The aim of medicine is to prevent disease and prolong life, the ideal of medicine is to eliminate the need of a physician.
William J Mayo
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