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Funny Computers Quotes & Sayings
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson
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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Sam Ewing
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Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns
Mitch Ratcliffe
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Proof computers are female: Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
Unknown
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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Edsgar Dijkstra
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Issac Asimov
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The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.
Adam Osborne
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The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
Jamais Cascio
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That's the new way - with computers, computers, computers. That's the way we can have the cell survive and get some new information in high resolution. We started about five years ago and, today, I think we have reached the target.
Lennart Nilsson
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There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Richard Feynman
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People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them.
Bruce Scheneier
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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Edward Shepherd Mead
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And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave Barry
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And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
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My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Robert Paul
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
Unknown
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J Harris
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J Harris
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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Joseph Campbell
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