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Funny Condom Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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