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Funny Desert Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Desert" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I have this personal affinity for the desert. I am fascinated by the desert. I love it.
Erika Slezak
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No wonder the film industry started in the desert in California where, like all desert dwellers, they dream their buildings, rather than design them.
Arthur Erickson
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It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
Proverbs 21:19
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I lived in small town out in the desert and my friend used to steal his mom's car in the middle of the night. He'd drive over to my house, I'd sneak out and we'd go out to the desert and just burn things down.
Mark Hoppus
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I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either.
Don Van Vliet
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I miss you like the desert misses the rain...
Unknown
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If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has everything in that backpack.
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
Golda Meir
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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They'll hurt you and desert you.
James Taylor
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Being in the desert was brilliant and it was hard.
Toni Collette
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A desert is a place without expectation.
Nadine Gordimer
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I want to sleep with you in the desert tonight with a billion stars all around.
The Eagles
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New York is the great stone desert.
Israel Zangwill
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Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief.
Gene Fowler
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This creed of the desert seemed inexpressible in words, and indeed in thought.
T E Lawrence
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Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants.
Jessamyn West
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The devout have laid out gardens in the desert.
Robert Duncan
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