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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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At the eye doctor...Doctor: Please read the lowest line you can. Me: Made in China.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
Jonathan Swift
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The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness.
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Not really in all honesty because until you take control of your own health and go to your own doctor and have your own doctor tell you what's going to work for you.
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I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life.
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I was well aware of the fact that once you appeared in Doctor Who as something else, you were ruled out for the part of the Doctor: that was a kind of well known thing in the business.
Colin Baker
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There are some great questions to ask your doctor. If he says 'no,' then you find yourself a different doctor. There really has to be a change in how we medically look at women at this time. I mean, this is not just baby gloom.
Marie Osmond
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I believe I can do anything. If I decide I want to be a doctor tomorrow, I'm going to be a doctor.
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My mutherfu..ing doctor, said I need a doctor.
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but all the rest has been rather a muddle and a disappointment. Compared to Doctor Who, it has been an outrageous failure really - it's so boring.
Tom Baker
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Doctor, doctor, please prescribe me something for the pain. Money in machines, those will make you change. If I go tomorrow, I just hope it ain't in vain but I can't complain.
Mac Miller
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I questioned her further, and eventually got to talk to her doctor. And her doctor sort of shook his head and he said, 'I have examined her for throat cancer at least 15 times in the past few years.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
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