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Funny Dogs And Cat Quotes & Sayings
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We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.
Charles Dance
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I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.
Daryl Hannah
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Someone told me to give my ex directions but I told them that DOGS can always find there way home.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very s..y I think too in the way they move.
Antonio Banderas
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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Oliver Herford
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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings
Oliver Herford
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez
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Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.
Robert Graves
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
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All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. -Whippet Angel
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.
Winifred Carriere
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The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.
Winifred Carriere
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The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A Heinlein
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Lewis Grizzard
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Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
James Gorman
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