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Funny Driving Wit Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Driving Wit" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Driving Benzes, wit no benefits. Not bad huh? For some immigrants.
Jay-Z
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.
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Uhh, girl stop playin' wit me. I know my songs the only reason why you layin wit me, the way the whole building get to swaying with me. Sign on my door sayin "No you not stayin wit me".
Dom Kennedy
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
Florence King
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Mighty mouse charm appraised that, just bout 50 Gotta shine like Diddy, cross em up like Bibby, Many men wanna kill me but I'm not 50, I'ma take one wit me, let me know who wit me, Who you wit motherfu..a, blood-in no envy, when the feds snatched me I said I had no memory.
Gucci Mane
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No matter how much restriction civilization imposes on the individual, he nevertheless finds some way to circumvent it. Wit is the best safety valve modern man has evolved; the more civilization, the more repression, the more need there is for wit."
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Wit must be foiled by wit : cut a diamond with a diamond
William Congreve
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
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