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Funny Driving Wit Quotes & Sayings
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That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green...
Unknown
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The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and a.. begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving.
Adelaide Anne Procter
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With the marketing pressures driving the book world today, it's much easier to get the author of a memoir on a television show than a serious novelist.
David Halberstam
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After Survivor, I was driving across country and moving to San Francisco, going to get a job interning at an ad agency. And then they asked me to read for this movie.
Colleen Haskell
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You will find the poet who wrings the heart of the world, or the foremost captain of his time, driving a bargain or paring a potato, just as you would do.
Rebecca H Davis
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People at .08 are too impaired to drive. Studies show that at .08, the ability to perform critical driving functions is decreased by as much as 60 percent.
Frank Lautenberg
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I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.
Ian Botham
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I told my mama I was on the come up. She said you going to school Ill give you a summer. Then she met NO ID and gave me his number. 10 years later she driving a Hummer.
Kanye West
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Ten years ago I was driving a forklift at the Kmart warehouse and nobody was screaming at me then. I guess it's the magic of show business.
Alan Jackson
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I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
Unknown
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Americans are making coffee a bigger part of their lives, expanding attitudes and behaviors that are driving new levels of consumption.
Robert Nelson
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It's that pretty brown round, Driving Me Wild, Ooh bi... your pu...'s 'about to get a little greezier, And the KY make penetratin' so much easier, But I wish you wouldn't trust me so much.
Z-Ro
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There is one single fact which we may oppose to all the wit and argument of infidelity, namely, that no man ever repented of being a Christian on his death bed
Hannah Moore
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Converse with men makes sharp the glittering wit, but God to man doth speak in solitude.
John Stuart Blackie
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Them Rollies wit big faces, drink Ciroc by the cases. I'm Neo out this bi..., feel like I'm stuck in the Matrix.
Young Jeezy
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The commercial class has always mistrusted verbal brilliancy and wit, deeming such qualities, perhaps with some justice, frivolous and unprofitable.
Red Auerbach
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No delusion is greater than the notion that method and industry can make up for lack of mother-wit, either in science or in practical life.
Thomas Huxley
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And new Philosophy calls all in doubt, the element of fire is quite put out; the Sun is lost, and the earth, and no mans wit can well direct him where to look for it.
John Donne
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Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show by what road it will pass to destruction, to wit: by consolidation of power first, and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
Thomas Jefferson
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
Unknown
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