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Funny Drunk Summer Quotes & Sayings
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here...
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What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach. What I did: Internet.
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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
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Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
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Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
Ada Louise Huxtable
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Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
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I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
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Summer should get a speeding ticket.
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It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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