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Funny Elderly Ability Quotes & Sayings
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The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
Jason Love
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Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Bertrand Russell
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It (The New York Times) reads like it was edited by two elderly sociologists, one of whom has been dead for many years
Garrison Keillor
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At 60 the s..ual preoccupation, when it hits you, seems sometimes sharper, as if it were an elderly malady, like gout.
Edmund Wilson
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No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.
Andrew Carnegie
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Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw
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Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
John Wooden
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Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
Lillian Carter
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
Unknown
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We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.
Stevie Wonder
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test.
Lou Holtz
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The three parts of the theory are analytical ability, the ability to analyze things to judge, to criticize. Creative, the ability to create, to invent and discover and practical, the ability to apply and use what you know.
Robert Sternberg
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
Robert Half
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
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Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They forget. They don't remember what it's like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won't do that.
Walt Disney
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Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to do a job without being supervised; The ability to carry money without spending it; and The ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even
Abigail Van Buren
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