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Funny Facebook Relationship Status Quotes & Sayings
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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