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Funny Fairnny Fair Quotes & Sayings
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy
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For at least another hundred years we must pretend to ourselves and to every one that fair is foul and foul is fair; for foul is useful and fair is not. Avarice and usury and precaution must be our gods for a little longer still.
John Maynard Keynes
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
John Cleese
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx
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I'm a fair manager, put it that way. I like to be fair with the players, but there's a time for discipline.
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Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.
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Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there and you'd give anything to get what's fair but fair ain't what you really need. Oh, can u see what I see.
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I look at Liv Tyler and think 'It's not fair', because I can't find a flaw on her. And on top of that she seems nice, so it's really not fair.
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Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.
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The universe is not fair and it is never going to be fair.
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Every fair from fair sometime declines
William Shakespeare
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To be fair is not enough any more. We must be ferociously fair.
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They planned this fair to bring business to Chicago, into the Loop. But you could have fired a cannon down state street and hit nobody, because everybody was out at the fair.
Sally Rand
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone...which actually makes it fair.
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He never wants anything but what's right and fair; only when you come to settle what's right and fair, it's everything that he wants and nothing that you want.
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Single means the cute secretary is fair game.
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I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.
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The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.
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