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Funny Farm Jokesy Farm Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I was a typical farm boy. I liked the farm. I enjoyed the things that you do on a farm, go down to the drainage ditch and fish, and look at the crawfish and pick a little cotton.
Sam Donaldson
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This was a dairy cow, and dairy cows have IDs on them. The ID was traced back to the farm in Washington. It's a dairy farm. And that farm now has been quarantined, and the owners have been very cooperative in doing that.
Ann Veneman
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Only he can understand what a farm is, what a country is, who shall have sacrificed part of himself to his farm or country, fought to save it, struggled to make it beautiful. Only then will the love of farm or country fill his heart.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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I support exemptions from the estate tax to ensure that when Maine farm owners die, their families will be able to continue to farm the land that they have protected and lived on, often for generations.
Tom Allen
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The family farm is the foundation for who we are as a Commonwealth. And for over a century, the family farm in Kentucky has centered around one crop: tobacco.
Jim Bunning
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Of course people don't want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best thing he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece?
Hermann Goering
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I was working on the farm to get in shape, about a mile away from my parents. You know, I did everything as a kid to stay in shape - jogging, work on the farm, driving the tractor. I'll never forget.
Guy Lafleur
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My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. They'd say, 'Wait a minute, yesterday we were out fishing on your pond, and now today we're going to William Shatner's for dinner?' I jetset around and play these songs and get to hang with some pretty amazing people, then I go home to a really great farm, though actually it's a disaster area of a farm at the moment. But it's certainly a blast. I wouldn't trade lives with anyone right now.
Brad Paisley
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My parents moved to Los Angeles when I was really young, but I spent every summer with my grandparents, and I'd stay with my grandfather on the farm in Longview. He was retired from the railroad, and he had a small farm with some cows and some pigs. I remember part of my youth was feeding hogs and plowing fields and stuff, so that's apart of me. And my parents raised me to say 'sir' and 'ma'am,' to open doors, things like that. That's the way I was brought up. Also, unfortunately, I was taught not to question too much. I didn't really question my mom and dad. That's usually what they told me to do.
Forest Whitaker
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
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Sorry, I'm not into farm animals.
Unknown
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We have nine hungry Rottweilers on the farm.
John Entwistle
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What in the hell would they do with the farm program without us?
Dwayne Andreas
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I've got a farm in England where I breed horses.
Davy Jones
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I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.
Larry Holmes
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You can tell my arms go back to the farm.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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Well, this would be nice if it worked out, but I'm not selling the farm.
Jill Clayburgh
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I was raised on a little farm about 12 miles out of Portsmouth, Ohio.
Roy Rogers
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I was introduced to country music around a campfire on a farm.
Gavin DeGraw
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I have spent my life reassembling the family farm.
Max Burns
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