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Funny Herpes Jo Quotes & Sayings
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I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else.
Jenna Marbles
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
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Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well? -Fat Amy
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I guess, out of all the Greek gods, my least favorite would have to be Herpes. Stay thirsty my friends!
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Yeah, she's a maverick! And I'm going to say this, and please don't take it the way it sounds. But, Sarah Palin to the GOP, this is what I've got to say: She is very much like herpes - she's not going away. Okay? That's it.
Chuck Nice
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Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and AIDS. There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet.
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Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner
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If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Biggie Smalls is the wickedest ni...z say I'm pu...? I dare you to stick your d..k in this If I was pu... I'd be filled with syphillis Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin rid of ya.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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