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Funny If Said Children Should Not Use Phones Quotes & Sayings
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The one thing I'm absolutely obsessed with lately are gadgets! New cell phones; I walk around with three phones because I have all the new ones, and I can't choose which I prefer.
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The terrorists that we are up against today do not rely upon cell phones and SAT phones and emails. They rely on couriers. You cannot intercept what a courier is telling somebody.
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
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Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
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You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...
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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out...
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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
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There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.
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Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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