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Funny In Chemical Engine Quotes & Sayings
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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But the prospects of designing chemical plants for industrial scale chemical processes seemed far less interesting than the chemical events that occur in biological systems.
Paul Berg
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We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the stadium; they are a host of chemical machines who swallow the product of chemical factories, aspirin, preservatives, stimulant, relaxant, and breathe out their chemical wastes into a polluted air. The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.
Norman Mailer
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The engine of ancient society was religion but the engine of contemporary society, as I see it, is advertising.
Kit Williams
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Personally, I think that for example the chemical directive in its present form does too much damage to the chemical industry - especially the medium sized businesses - and will hurt our worldwide competitiveness.
Angela Merkel
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson
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You switch off the engine of your car, so why don't you switch off the engine of your mind?
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Depression is when your engine isn't powering up. It might take a few pushes, a oil change, or you may have to take yourself to a loving engineer to fix you right up. If all does not work, getting a new engine isn't always a bad idea. It is a fresh new start on your continuing journey.
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Industrial man --a sentient reciprocating engine having a fluctuating output, coupled to an iron wheel revolving with uniform velocity. And then we wonder why this should be the golden age of revolution and mental derangement.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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There is not an alternative to the US as the engine for growth.
Rodrigo Rato
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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.
Elvis Presley
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Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when hot, finger touch ignition automatic engine oil change every month. any type of pistons fit, multiple seating styles & adjustments. great accessories, automatic and manuall drive from both sides. ready 4 test drive any time.. ;)
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Boston is the engine of the state's economy.
Thomas Menino
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I know there's nothing I can say.
My Chemical Romance
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We are so far from you.
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The engine of the tank is a weapon just as the main-gun.
Heinz Guderian
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The great growling engine of change - technology.
Alvin Toffler
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