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Funny Jewish Food Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.
Unknown
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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Jewish immigration in the 20th century was fueled by the Holocaust, which destroyed most of the European Jewish community. The migration made the United States the home of the largest Jewish population in the world.
Jon Porter
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
Tom Wilson
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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.
Tom Wilson
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Food is the most important meal of the day.
Nikhil Saluja
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Rob Dyrdek
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The food channel is basically just po.. for your stomach.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
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I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!
WC Fields
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I didn't want to be on the losing side. I was fed up with Jewish weakness, timidity and fear. I didn't want any more Jewish sentimentality and Jewish suffering. I was sickened by our sad songs.
Lionel Blue
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s... In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
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