TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Kidney Jokeshole Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Kidney Jokeshole" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Appearance
Pretty
Inner Beauty
Beauty
Funny
Humor
Food
Boredom
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Cancer
Silly
Witty
Family Love
Thankfulness
Support
Show more
Family Loyalty
Being There For Someone
True Love
True Friend
Clothes
Funny Workout
Funny Lazy
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Fitness Jokes
Funny
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Short
Jokes
Dieting
Fitness
Being Laziy
Body
Laziness
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Facebook Haha Funny Thoughts Secrets Hate Love
Christmas
Funny Facebook Status
Sarcastic Christmas
Christmas Humor
QUOTES
Twenty million more have Chronic Kidney Disease, where patients experience a gradual deterioration of kidney function, the end result of which is kidney failure.
Xavier Becerra
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
African Americans make up about 13 percent of the U.S. population but comprise 32 percent of patients treated for kidney failure, giving them a kidney failure rate that is 4.2 times greater than that of white Americans.
Xavier Becerra
1 Likes
People say that beauty is on the inside, but I would prefer a pretty face over a pretty kidney.
Unknown
118 Likes
Appearance quotes
Pretty quotes
Inner Beauty quotes
Beauty quotes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
I get it I get it, man fu.. all that talking, take shots to the kidney.
Drake
10 Likes
This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone
Hunter Madsen
9 Likes
Food quotes
Sponsored Links
You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney!
Sarah Hyland
4 Likes
The afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone.
Tom Robbins
14 Likes
Boredom quotes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
George Lopez
15 Likes
Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu shots.
Seth Meyers
8 Likes
Sponsored Links
Beauty tip: Drink at least 300 ounces of water a day. Your skin will glow! ***Spoiler Alert*** This will result in kidney failure and death.
Steve Carell
6 Likes
I had been living with dialysis for three years or so, and the new kidney felt like a reprieve, a new gift of life. I felt alive again and I guess that has had an effect on my use of colour.
Peter Wright
4 Likes
Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
5 Likes
Okay now Nicki Nicki Nicki, put it in your kidney. Got a new LS 450, ain't no keys in this do-hicky.
2 Chainz
64 Likes
Dedicated researchers seek better treatments and cures for diabetes, kidney disease, Alzheimer's and every form of cancer. But these scientists face an array of disincentives. We can do better.
Michael Milken
6 Likes
Cancer quotes
Sponsored Links
Individuals with kidney disease who are able to obtain treatment early experience a higher quality of life and are able to maintain more of their day-to-day activities, including keeping their jobs.
Xavier Becerra
2 Likes
When I was a child, I was unable to go to any type of sleepaway summer camp because of health issues. Once I learned about the Lopez Foundation, I knew I wanted to get involved, send kids with kidney disease away to camp so they can still experience overnight camp with medical needs at hand.
Sarah Hyland
9 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
2 Likes
Give me another chance, I'm needin' it like a kidney I don't wanna advance, give me back her hands Give me back her touch, I don't ask for much but I f* up, I know I f* up, I admit I f* up but everybody f* up, now this other ***** lucked up
Lil Wayne
29 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 26
A Real Man
Arrogant
Being Awesome
Being Busy
Cocky
Delusion
Girlfriend
Goodbye
Inspirational
Meaningful Life
Misery
Morality
One Of A Kind
Possessions
Praise
Relationship Advice
Safety
Troubled Relationship
Trust No One
Weakness
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™