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Funny Lines On Foodn Food Quotes & Sayings
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.
Mark Mobius
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.
Tom Wilson
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
Tom Wilson
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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
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Food is the most important meal of the day.
Nikhil Saluja
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Rob Dyrdek
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The food channel is basically just po.. for your stomach.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
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I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!
WC Fields
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s... In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
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As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
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