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Funny Lottery S Quotes & Sayings
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The legend that matrimony is a lottery has almost ruined the lottery business
Katharine Lyall Whitehorn
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Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
Unknown
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My early condolences on not winning the lottery later tonight.
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Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?
Jay Leno
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Bill Watterson
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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.
Brian Koslow
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Dont need to play the lottery
Lee Dewyze
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Just got carded. Why does it feel like I just won the lottery?
Catt Sadler
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
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Amare Stoudamire! Winner of the genetic lottery!
Bill Walton
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I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs.
Jack Whittaker
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Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
Cecil Rhodes
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
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Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
Cecil Rhodes
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Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery!
Giuliana Rancic
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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