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Funny New Apartment Quotes & Sayings
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Someone skipped on the rent and they left behind a huge upright piano, which got moved into our apartment so the other apartment could get rented out. I took to it and started playing.
Cy Coleman
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All this happens without him knowing - they actually install cameras in his apartment and hire this girl to get him to fall in love with her so that she can be in the apartment and present him products without him knowing.
Caroline Dhavernas
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Sorry your most dramatic act of rebellion these days is leaving your apartment without an umbrella.
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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In a little apartment, just trying to get by.
Martina Mcbride
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All right, well the apartment looks great tell Audrina I said hi.
Heidi Montag
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I had been looking for a New York apartment, but I said, Why not give LA a go?
Mira Sorvino
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Eventually it just got really crazy. Less and less oxygen in the apartment.
Eric San
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I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.
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I live most of the time in New York now. I have an apartment there.
James Iha
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If I fell in my apartment right now, I might need one of those beepers for someone to come save me.
Justine Ezarik
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I've recently started composting in my apartment, which is quite an adventure.
Shalom Harlow
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I can pay my rent now. I guess I could always do that, but now I can get an apartment with heat.
Kevin Eubanks
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We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
Connie Sellecca
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
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I'm the biggest slob in the world. My apartment is a mess.
Monica Keena
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright
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