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Funny Right Handed Quotes & Sayings
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I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.
Dustin Diamond
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We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.
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I didn't know Albert back then - I just learned to play that way. He and I were the only guys that played left-handed. Then left-handed people came from every direction.
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I was never exposed to a great deal of racism, but the Chicago I grew up in was very, very segregated. If I went four blocks from my house, I was in a bad neighborhood where I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was black. If I went a mile farther, I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was white.
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From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like assholes. I couldn't understand why I had to respect them. My pre-school teacher forced me to write right-handed when I was left-handed. I didn't get why I had to change. Nobody could give me a reason. I have had a big problem with authority ever since.
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I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say? I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in hte negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monk.
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The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.
Ernest Hemingway
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
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If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
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So I handed him my bottle.
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I punch left-handed.
Mike Weir
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Selfish ungrateful people are usually the ones handed everything.
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So I show appreciation for the little gifts that have been handed to me.
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If I want it Im gonna have it, regardless if its handed to me or if I gotta grab it.
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In my case, things have pretty much been handed to me.
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Nothing is ever given or handed to you. You have to work hard for it and earn it yourself, go out and take whats yours!
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