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Funny Salesman Quotes & Sayings
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Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.
Merv Griffin
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I think the most important thing about coaching is that you have to have a sense of confidence about what you're doing. You have to be a salesman and you have to get your players, particularly your leaders, to believe in what you're trying to accomplish on the basketball floor.
Phil Jackson
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Miller didn't write Death of a Salesman. He released it. It was there inside him, waiting to be turned loose. That's the measure of its merit.
Elia Kazan
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So the poet, who wants to be something that he cannot be, and is a failure in plain life, makes up fictitious versions of his predicament that are interesting even to other persons because nobody is a perfect automobile salesman.
Allen Tate
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I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.
Early Wynn
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Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.
W Clement Stone
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The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most.
Confucius
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I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.
Early Wynn
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
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A salesman minus enthusiasm is just a clerk.
Harry F Banks
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A salesman minus enthusiasm is just a clerk.
Harry F Banks
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People like to feel they are buying of their own good judgment as a result of the information the salesman has given them
Paul Parker
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Not offering this kind of guarantee means that they do not believe in their product enough, and they do not care about if a salesman is over promising or over selling their product.
Matthew Lesko
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My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school?
Emanuel Celler
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Their educations ended with high school - my father going to work as a clerk and then salesman in a company dealing in printing and stationary, and my mother working as a secretary and then bookkeeper in a firm of wool merchants.
Martin Lewis Perl
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?
Matt Groening
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Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.
W Clement Stone
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In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.
David Ogilvy
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