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Funny Skiing Quotes & Sayings
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Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough.
Guy Fieri
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We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do you hope you'll have a good day of skiing? Yes. Do you hope you won't break your leg? Yes.
David Hyde Pierce
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Skiing is better than s.. actually, because for me a good round of s.. might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
Spalding Gray
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Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Erma Bombeck
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
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Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able to switch techniques at liberty.
Paul Parker
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Sometimes it's all about the win, sometimes it's about the skiing.
Bode Miller
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I don't like bungee jumping, but I do like skiing.
Roger Moore
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It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.
Fridtjof Nansen
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For me, skiing is a physical necessity. I have a need for risk.
Jean-Marie Messier
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I'm still having fun and as long as skiing is enjoyable, I'm going to continue to do it.
Bode Miller
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I don't know if it's just me or everyone, but the whole vibe with skiing is not so much thriving on competition against others as it is against myself and the clock.
Picabo Street
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There are many skiers who have chosen tele for a more compact, streamlined skiing system.
Paul Parker
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I enjoy tennis, though don't play very often nowadays, and skiing... oh yes and swimming.
Roger Moore
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Skiing makes me feel great, and it gives my legs such an incredible workout.
Joely Fisher
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Allow me a bit of philosophy here... We started tele skiing as a rebellion against rules.
Paul Parker
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
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I was thinking about my mother instead of skiing. It was my first Christmas without her. I was having a big-time blah. Then-boom!
Tony Danza
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
Dave Barry
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