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Funny Statistics Quotes & Sayings
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I can prove anything by statistics except the truth.
George Canning
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
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Democracy is an abuse of statistics.
Jorge Luis Borges
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Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Stanley Marcus
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It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
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The type of measure used placed constraints on which statistics can be used.
Stanley Smith Stevens
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
Stephen Leacock
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If you do everything you should do, and do not do anything you should not do, you will, according to the best available statistics, live exactly eighteen hours longer than you would otherwise.
Logain Clendening
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It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
George Bernard Shaw
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Be able to analyze statistics, which can be used to support or undercut almost any argument.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi
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I could ask the Phillies to keep me on to add to my statistics, but my love for the game won't let me do that.
Mike Schmidt
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The individual source of the statistics may easily be the weakest link.
Josiah Stamp
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
Harry Reasoner
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
George Bernard Shaw
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I'm animalistic, is mentally thinking I'm going ballistic. Be specific, to those who in control we all statistics.
Mac Miller
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Danny and I wrote 10 songs in seven days, which I thought might be close to the record until you probably look at some of the Beatles statistics.
Jerry Only
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