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Funny Status In Real Life Quotes & Sayings
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
Raymond Estrada
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