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Funny Taxi Quotes & Sayings
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So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi driver says, don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights.
Tommy Cooper
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences.
David R Ellis
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I think that anybody's craft is fascinating. A taxi driver talking about taxi driving is going to be very, very interesting.
James Lipton
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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What do they give you for a side dish in England for breakfast? Home Fries? Hash Browns? Fresh fruit? Nay, nay. They give you beans. Oh, good. Let's start me off in the morning: empty stomach, cup of black coffee, and some beans. Now let's walk me around London for a little while, getting me all churned up. Put me in a taxi and see what happens. I blew the doors off the taxi.
John Pinette
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I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be. Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Always follow your dreams...unless your a narcoleptic taxi driver, then it's just dangerous.
Unknown
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The worst kind of rejection is getting rejected by a Taxi driver.
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I'm a terrible singer, but it helps when I have to call a taxi.
Gordon Getty
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I'd sing with Roberta Flack in a taxi if you called up and said she'd be in it.
Peabo Bryson
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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Fred Allen
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I get out of the taxi and it's probably the only city which in reality looks better than on the postcards, New York.
Milos Forman
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You know, one of the biggest thrills I have is when famous people recognize me from Taxi.
Marilu Henner
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I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage.
Alan Brien
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If, in New York, you arrive late for an appointment, say, "I took a taxi
Andre Maurois
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I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen.
Douglas Wood
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Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.
Klaus Kinski
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I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.
David Walliams
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