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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Unknown
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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord Byron
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Ooh, if I gave you peaches outta my own garden and I made you a peach pie, would you slap me out? Wonder if I gave you diamonds out of my own wom.b Would you feel the love in that or ask why not the moon?
Jill Scott
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It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical.
Nikhil Saluja
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Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Duane Dewel
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Will Rogers
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When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of a thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man
Gustave Flaubert
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s.. is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God.
Victor Hugo
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One thing is to have a name another thing is to have integrity. A rich man with no integrity is a poor useless man. A poor man with no integrity is a dead man. Rich or poor, be honorable in your deeds.
Moyo Adekoya
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I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.
Jon Stewart
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